I couldn’t help but chuckle at a stream of advertising overlapping my Haydn D Major, Hoboken XVI 37 Sonata. “FOUR SIGNS OF A HEART ATTACK” The Google ad, as it ran, uncannily tracked KILLER passages in this composition that would pose a risk to cardiovascular health (Especially, a brutal, contrapuntal bass line in the Development section) Or maybe any number of Fortissimo, entrapping, diminished chords in broken chord sequence!
Just minutes before, as I first reviewed the posting (freshly imported to You Tube) a DEMENTIA WARNING plagued my reading. OK so I had to use my music on this one, but was it a predictor of a complete memory breakdown in the offing?
It could have been worse if my Haydn triggered the FACEBOOK UNFRIEND ad! By clicking it, I would have had a heart attack finding out who dared to offend me by their surreptitious abandonment.
That wouldn’t be as shocking as an ARREST record stream–though ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT applied to the Haydn RECAPITULATION that often KILLED me.. or did I KILL it? Maybe I committed a crime, but could PLEAD INSANITY in an International Court of Law.
OOPS! I noticed these malignant ads rotate, so I can’t easily pin ‘em down!
A poor little girl named “McKenna” had a Blue and Orange Google Ad BLINKING madly through her Haydn Sonata No. 48 In C Major, causing two memory lapses.
“YOUR ARREST RECORD IS ONLINE–CLICK HERE TO VIEW”
The DEMENTIA ad probably was more suitable for this track.
What am I saying? The child was about 7… and yes, I know about DNA markers and Alzheimer predictors, but these AD purveyors should get a life!
What’s this world coming to?
Bottom line, it’s not the MP3 revolution that’s killing Classical Music, but GOOGLE Adware that’s run rampant over J.S. Bach, Papa Haydn, W.A. Mozart and their masterworks!
How about a call for WORLD PIECE!
Let’s dedicate one SACRED DAY to playing our pieces on the CHANNEL without threats to health and well-being.
And while we’re at it, we’ll throw in a Habeas Corpus for good MEASURE! And purge the arrest records of You Tubers around the globe!